I worry all the time about going out with poo on me and not realizing it. I need an alarm on the front door to go off when I'm covered in it.
It's inevitable, it's going to happen, so I think you're right. We should start our own label. We can intentionally go out with our holey shirts with green and white poo all over and say look at my new shirt. It's from parrot fashion, it's a very exclusive line. It takes a long time to make one of these shirts, and not everybody has them yet!!

Maybe we can sell them too and make some money on the side!
